π§ͺ
labmannie@NIE:~$
whoami
> Role: Breaking things so you don't have to
> Location: 127.0.0.1 (Localhost, Bangalore)
> Current mission: Trying to center a div (day 47)
> Stack Overflow tabs open: 23
> Last deploy: PROD β οΈ (no tests, YOLO)
> Location: 127.0.0.1 (Localhost, Bangalore)
> Current mission: Trying to center a div (day 47)
> Stack Overflow tabs open: 23
> Last deploy: PROD β οΈ (no tests, YOLO)
Segfaults are just the OS telling you it cares.
π¬SUBJECT_INFO.txtβΌ
β οΈ WARNING: Operates on 90% caffeine and 10% Stack Overflow copy-paste. Side effects include 3am commits and "it worked yesterday" syndrome.
CODENAME:Lab Man NIE
LOCATION:127.0.0.1
INSTITUTE:NIE, Bangalore
STATUS:β ONLINE
FUEL:ββββ
TESTS:0 (by choice)
PROD DEPLOYS:Too many
THERAPY:src.needed
π οΈTOOLKIT.sh β Weapons of Mass SemicolonsβΌ
π Python
β‘ C
π· TypeScript
π‘ JavaScript
πΆ HTML5
π¨ CSS3
πΈ Django
βοΈ React
π Streamlit
π₯ Git
π§ Linux
π³ Docker
ποΈ MySQL
π VSCode
Proficiency levels (self-reported, take with π§)
Python82%
Django70%
JS60%
C45%
TypeScript35%
Centering divs3%
Writing tests0%
π¦EXPERIMENTS.log β Classified ReposβΌ
| Experiment | Description | Stability | Threat Lvl |
|---|---|---|---|
| nvme-smart-failure-analytics | NVMe SMART telemetry + predictive failure modeling. Your SSD has secrets. This repo spills them. | π¬ Actually Worksβ’ | LOW |
| NIESync | Syncing NIE! TypeScript entered the chat. Type safety: optional. Chaos: mandatory. | π Actively Syncing | MEDIUM |
| AI_Lab | All Lab programs. Where AI meets "does this even run?" energy. Import errors included free. | π§ Evolving | MEDIUM |
| students-django | NIE students tracked in 4K Ultra HD. Privacy? Never heard of her. | β Stable-ish | LOW |
| django-calc | Computes 2+2=5 occasionally. Einstein approved this message. | β οΈ Volatile | MEDIUM |
| capstone | Capstone SDP. The final boss. No cheat codes. No Stack Overflow. Godspeed. | π₯ CRITICAL | π¨ DEFCON 1 |
| DSA_project | Task Master in C. Data Structures & Anxiety. The pointer made me cry. | π§ Painful | EXISTENTIAL |
πLAB_METRICS.dat β Numbers Go BrrrβΌ
0
COMMITS (all bugfixes)
0
ISSUES CREATED BY SELF
0
BROWSER TABS OPEN
0
COFFEES TODAY
0
SO VISITS / DAY
0
SLEEP HOURS / NIGHT
Contribution Graph (reconstructed from memory)
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πDAILY_DOPAMINE.exe β Meme-ory LeakβΌ
( β’_β’) ( β’_β’)>ββ -β (ββ -β )
Loading the dankest meme from the heap...
Uptime (mood) β last 30 days
β Vibing
β Debugging
β Crying at compiler